Actual conversation:

Boss: Why don't you use the big rectangular bag you have to carry the laptop home anymore? The laptop really stayed safe in it. Is this bag as good?

Me: I love that bag for a slew of reasons. But there comes a time in a guy's life, when he needs to stop using bags that are exactly the shape of his face and head.

Boss: Yea, I guess. Don't worry. This new bag isn't too bad.